Him: Smells like CHICKEN!
Me: Please roll down your window!
Him: If you didn't know that was a burp, you'd say, 'Mmmm smells like chicken!' too!
Me: That may be true, except that I do know.
Him: Mmm Tastes good!
Earlier in the evening Eric was taking care of some personal grooming. I walk into the bathroom to find the sink littered with plucked out NOSE HAIRS!
Me: THAT! (pointing to the sink)
Him: Oh yea (as he reaches for some toilet paper to wipe up his mess). Man, my nose feels lighter!
My husband, he may have no shame in letting a tear fall or talking about his feelings, but he's ALL MAN! I think I may even go as far as to get him a 'personal grooming tool' for Christmas. I've been talking about getting him one for years but it just seemed so cliche... but that's it, he's totally getting one!