So umm.... since we got married, Eric has been rather..... gassy. Not your normal occasional toot, but down right fraternity competition grade, little bit juicy sounding, forced gross.
Now I'm no prissy girl who thinks that normal bodily functions don't exist or should never happen in my presence, but this particular level of fowl behavior is new and unwanted. Granted I do tend to be a tad more sensitive to such matters after a visit with his sister, as she is of the type who don't appreciate a good belch or anything of the like, but even he admits this is beyond anything he's experienced.
I posed the question tonight, "Were you just waiting for us to get married for this to "come out"?"
Of course the question was a joke, as we are pretty "open" about things like this, but COME ON! He claims it's all the fruit he's been eating, especially the plums we keep bringing home from my parents. We're going on 2 weeks here people and I think it may be time to slip a little Beano into his morning cereal.
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LOL!!! That's hilarious, Cherry, and you know what, it only gets worse! I'm married to "Mr. Pectin" himself. Nothing wrong with a drop or two of Beano to save the marriage :)
Just wait 'til he's a Dad!!!
Fresh fruits will do that to you..The older you get the more that problem presents itself..
Dang! We were watching a preview for a Ben Stiller film and there was a scene that was very much like you describe. However, it was his female co-star who was ripping huge ones.
Spike his cereal with Beano Cherry!
Hahahaha! Cherry, I love this post! You are so incredibly funny! My husband and I have been married for a year now, and things are very...interesting! LOL! :) It's been fun and I imagine it'll keep getting more and more interesting...especially, like Karen said, after he becomes a dad!
Too much fiber and a wee bit of stress!
LOL! Dang plums!
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