Please stop tempting me with the tasty goodness that comes from your kitchens or other well meaning establishments. All of the holiday cheer and sharing is really starting to weight heavy on my waist, butt and thighs. I am incapable of walking by without a nibble, and a return trip is usually hard to resist. (I don't know where I got this need to partake in all foods offered, especially when free).
Yes, I realize that I have happily given to the same cause with a healthy helping of cookies from home, and I found it hard to resist even my own offering. But please! I beg you! Make it stop!
or I'll just throw out my scale when I get home, which could work just as well.